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I think we’re going to need a bigger shark
As I was doing my daily perusal of the BBC’s latest headlines, I came across a story about sharks. In the words of Tracy Jordan, “I live every week like it’s Shark Week.” Loosely translated, sharks are pretty dank.
Apparently the drug lords of some country south of ‘Mericuh also live their lives to these standards. Reportedly, officials found 893 kilos of coke inside the frozen bodies of 20 sharks.
Sharks.
Wait, FROZEN SHARKS?!
Apparently the Pablo Escobars of today are getting innocent sharks involved in their debauchery. But hey, at least they’re utilizing their creativity.
Can you imagine getting on the Universal Studios ride…only to be sprinkled with kilos of blow after the Jaws figurine attacks your faux boat?
Come to think of it, I’m selling that idea to Universal Studios so they can blow Disney out of the water. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
