Notes from a Cluttered Desk

Scatterbrained thoughts from a scatter brained girl

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Oral Roberts is Dead

This is one of those times when I can really get behind the phrase, “Thank God.”

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sidewalkbagatelle:

That’s right, my Jersey Shore nickname is E-Pop.
I’m ok with it.

First attempt:  “The Position”
Second (after an unhappy first) attempt:  “The Rack”.
Sheesh. What do they think of me?

sidewalkbagatelle:

That’s right, my Jersey Shore nickname is E-Pop.

I’m ok with it.

First attempt:  “The Position”

Second (after an unhappy first) attempt:  “The Rack”.

Sheesh. What do they think of me?

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When we’re incomplete, we’re always searching for somebody to complete us. When, after a few years or a few months of a relationship, we find that we’re still unfulfilled, we blame our partners and take up with somebody more promising. This can go on and on—until we admit that while a partner can add sweet dimensions to our lives, we, each of us, are responsible for our own fulfillment.

It’s as if Tom Robbins entered my brain this evening.

Tom Robbins (via semicolonlove) (via sexual) (via arrested) (via kkkkkate) (via typo180)

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These are my coffee shop ideas

Today’s topic:  $2 bills.  Because of their inherent silliness, I believe that when giving change for $2 bills you must give the change in form of some other type of strange denomination.  In example, your change is 55 cents.  I kindly hand you 1 Kennedy Half Dollar and 1 Buffalo Nickel (I’m pretty sure these don’t exist anymore).  As I always say, pay it forward. Bitches.

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Eels-It’s a Motherfucker.

“It’s a motherfucker/getting through a Sunday.”

As far as I’m concerned, E can do virtually nothing wrong.

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